gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

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howstuffworks:

May the Fourth be with you!

How Lightsabers Work:

We’ve all been there before. It’s 3 p.m. at the office, and you’re positively famished. The snack machine is empty, and the only piece of food in sight is a bagel hard enough to bust windshields. You’ve snapped three plastic butter knives trying to slice the thing in half, and there’s no way it will fit in the toaster whole.

Then you remember the office lightsaber. Ten seconds later, you’re spreading cream cheese, and the low-blood-sugar bantha has retreated.

It’s hard to imagine life without lightsabers. We use them to ward off belligerent alien drunks, to deflect blaster bolts and to remove unwanted hair in the bikini area. Plus, meals on the go are a cinch with a little saber-grilling action.

These fabulous plasma weapons make daily life possible, yet it’s easy to take the technology for granted. The household lightsaber is actually a highly sophisticated gadget, and in this article, we’ll show you how it works.

So gather round, Padawans, and watch as we void the warranty on our own office lightsaber and reveal the gadgetry inside.

Keep reading…

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

someone messaged me like “quick you have 10 minutes, make a flow chart that tells me if it’s rape or not”

i’d like to think i did the best i could with the time i was allotted

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kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

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talkaboutspaceships:

Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.

(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)

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perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

• That’s a lot of food
• That’s not enough food
• You’re going to eat all of that???!??
• That looks gross
• That’s not healthy
• That looks healthy
• That’s disgusting
• Why are you eating that?
• I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t…

We had a general rule in our apartment this last year that no one could ever be judged for what they were eating. It was wonderful.

thatbelle:

the-absolute-best-posts:

constantneverland:

porn.

i really like that staircase idea, with the books painted on the backs of the stairs…

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

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consultingsuperhusbands:

glorzsz:

Oww

do you know how happy these make me

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onhans:

sometimes, i stumble down
and after i hit the ground
i wonder why
no one bothered to catch me

then i realized
no one holds out their arms
for people who pretend
they are not falling

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